Day 4

I’ve been trying to decide all day who I hate more: Julianne Moore or Jodie Foster?

I keep thinking I am going to decide on Jodie Foster since she reminds me so much of a weasel – a weasel with nasal congestion and who is whiny bitch,  but a weasel nonetheless – but the image of Julianne Moore’s freckles always comes to mind and refuels the argument. Plus, Moore was in The Forgotten, maybe the worst movie ever made. I can back that statement up with sincerity seeing as how it was on TV today.

I watched Burn After Reading today. I liked it and I like all the stars, but I’ll just never seem to understand the infatuation that everyone has with the Coen brothers. They make good movies yes, but I am little tired of hearing about their “brilliance” or whatever the fuck you want to call it.

My neighbors are building a fucking fortress down the street and it is easily the loudest project EVER. I can watch a movie on volume 30 at the highest in my room, but I had to listen to it on fucking 60 today because their little project got so noisy. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the economy a little too much in the shitter to be having your backyard redone by a crew twice the size of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition?

On my final note for now, you a-holes who think this auction is going for anything other than actual money are out of your god damn minds.

Fuck Gap.

Fuck brownies.

That is all.